Hypertext time machine

Engineers at SpaceX, Apple and CERN got together last week to dream up a comprehensive solution to the pending crisis: time travel done right.

No more flying through 80's-inspired motor cars, or jumping into glitchy phone booths. Turns out it's as simple as clicking a new type of link on an empty stomach.

And while going far into the future is a lot trickier than science-fiction would lead you to believe, going back in time isn't only feasible, it's doable.

And high time! Because if you and I and a few of your smart friends fly back to 2006, we can avert pending cataclysms on a mass scale.

Global warming? Pandemics? Bad leaders? Fake news? All gone with a few simple alterations (Magic Treehouse style!)

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